Alabama Pistachio

When two people create a ball off semen, discharge, shit, mucus, saliva and other bodily fluids. Go back to back, and create a pistachio out of their bodies and said ball.

"Last night Davey and Sabrina did the Alabama Pistachio!"

"No Way! I never thought that chink would get a drop of cooch"

by rapebaby May 1, 2021

Pistachio

A term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the vaginal resemlance of it's shell.

Diane: You should find yourself a nice girlfriend Jack.
Jack: Ooh, not for me thanks. I'm not a fan of the pistachio.

by Mr G-Man November 30, 2011

Pistachio

A mustache with urine in it.

Ronny: Hey Jim, can I piss in your mustache?

Jim: But then I would have a pistachio.

by PMonee May 6, 2016

mustachio pistachio

A caterpillar typed being held on the top lip - a smaller version of a weirdy beardy

A mustachio pistachio man without a weirdy beard

by sueg May 18, 2006

Pistachio (vibrant venture)

a bad charater, bad lore and everyone hates to use green to the spikes

Pistachio (vibrant venture)

is the worst vibrant venture characer

by lobster meat JK July 21, 2021

Pistachio

An Ugly Bitch

Dude this girl in my 3rd Period, Devon Gelista, is such a Pistachio

by Grunt-Ahuah Bros. April 7, 2011

Pistachio Fart

When a lady of young age eats to many items of the vagetagious species and has a wet or squishy queef out of her vagina.

Yo Feeney had a MAD pistachio fart.
Yeah i know what a douche.

by A Man of Truth August 1, 2010