pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.

After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.

by Smooax September 1, 2020

Pissulate

When you hold onto your piss for so long it hurts more than blue balls!

Oh man I was in agony with pissulate earlier

by Pissulate December 17, 2021

Nigel Pisswater

The BEST singer songwriter in the history of planet earth. Often affiliated with Englebert Humperdink and Stevie T.

Dude have you listened to Nigel Pisswater's new song?!

by Ihatelifesumtimez January 30, 2023

pissofated

pissofated is the state of having to pee extremely badly or when one has help they're pee for a longtime. need to pee

i've been pissofated for an hour. I need to pee asap!

by bekham3150 April 16, 2019

actual pisstake

When something happens that is a absolute joke and makes you wanna die

Omg ella is an actual pisstake

by Mazyyy February 28, 2018

pisstake

An adjective describing something which is ridiculously easy.

That exam was a pisstake.

by Furtzy April 28, 2010

pissette

French, probably Canadian, slang for penis.

Grand Corvette, petit pissette. (Big Corvette, little dick.)

by Vincero October 19, 2008