Pinguting

When a Pingu needs some poon

That man, he got some Pinguting action right there lad

by Gwrath February 25, 2017

Pingering

This is the act of a woman, massaging a man's prostate, with her fingers... through the man's colon wall.

Pingering is the act of inserting a gloved, lubed and gentle, woman's finger (pad first) into the male colon. Finger pointing toward the man's bladder/belly, massaging with a come hither motion (him on his back, fingers pointing upwards), or a gentle forward and backward motion. Pingering is used to relieve the swelling of a man's prostate expelling toxic fluids that may cause prostate problems... also used for sensual excitement, in marital foreplay.
AKA "Prostate Milking" G-Spot Massage Sacred Spot Massage.
A practice, health measure, dating to the Ancient Chinese, Hindu's and Egyptian Pharaohs, insuring longevity of their offspring.

by AlyasSmyth December 28, 2009

ghost pinging

when an asshole pings everyone then deletes it afterwards to confuse people and to get their attention

"That fucking asshole is ghost pinging again! Ban him!"

by seelz June 18, 2020

loaf-pinching

verb: taking a crap

Hey man, where's the john, i gotta pinch a loaf?

by sloberinwife May 19, 2004

pingling

To sample food while you're cooking or preparing when you think no-one is watching.

I just saw you pingling from that pan!

by Bellpoint Carey December 26, 2015

Pinching Her Lip

When a girl pinches her lip she is sending a signal to someone that she is sexually frustrated/Horny

Tony: Did you see Veronica pinching her lip today at me during lunch?

Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated

by esteban julio ricardo dela ros December 28, 2016

backwards pinching crab

When a girl sits on you reverse cowgirl and uses your nipples to hold on...the girl must give you crabs to complete the position.

Darryn loves to do the backwards pinching crab.

by Butterfly princess January 26, 2014