Commonly used at school dances.
To dance with someone you don't really like, but you do it because you don't want to hurt their feelings.
To dance with someone you don't really like, but you do it because you don't want to hurt their feelings.
Bob: Amber looked like a brown bag special last night.
Bobby: Yeah I know, I had to pity dance with her.
Bob: Dayum.
Bobby: Yeah I know, I had to pity dance with her.
Bob: Dayum.
by Raynbo February 16, 2008
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Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.
Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.
by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010
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A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza
Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"
Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"
Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"
by Netty-Lou-Who September 19, 2023
Get the Pity Pizza mug.When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.
This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.
Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?
Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.
by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009
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by greasey July 13, 2006
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Penelope: "Dude, did you see Karen's last status update on Facebook...?"
Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"
Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
Patty: "Yeah it was not funny at all, what was she thinking?"
Penelope "I have no idea, I felt so bad for her though so I pity liked"
by HelloSweetheart December 16, 2011
Get the Pity Like mug.When a person brags about their own misfortune. Usually disguised as a complaint or told to a friend as if in confidence. What separates pitybragging from complaining or confiding, though, is that the speaker tells everyone who will listen and gets satisfaction from having the hardest luck in the room. Often, a listener can get roped into a competition with the pity bragger, but people who have endured real tragedy rarely participate.
"When I was growing up, my mom had to work three jobs just to put food in our mouths."
"Me too, only I had to drop out of school and strip just to help with the rent. It's totally not something I'm proud of."
A pitybrag often includes a statement that is exactly the opposite of the speaker's true feelings, such as "I'm not proud of this.", "Don't tell anyone but...", or "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me."
"Me too, only I had to drop out of school and strip just to help with the rent. It's totally not something I'm proud of."
A pitybrag often includes a statement that is exactly the opposite of the speaker's true feelings, such as "I'm not proud of this.", "Don't tell anyone but...", or "It was the worst thing that ever happened to me."
by JackieDickWolf August 16, 2012
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