Pilchered It

To do something outrageously stupid or embarrassing.

A skydiver flying at high velocity forgets to pull his parachute... he’s pilchered it

by Yea_Good_1 October 12, 2020

Cincinnati pitcher

A person who posts up in his lawn chair and smokes his weed and never leaves such position

Cali Sunshine. I tried to break into the house but the guy was posted like a Cincinnati pitcher

by Xtyhm September 20, 2009

punching the pitcher

When you skip bases

Did you go base by base or just punch the pitcher to save time?

by Chris M. July 2, 2004

pitcher

Redneck or hillbilly vernacular for picture.

Hey man, where we gon' hang that pitcher?

by A. A. Ron March 3, 2005

Pilcher

A "Pilcher" is an archaic (very old) going back to 1600's in England to describe someone who is a worthless or insignificant person. The word is starting to come back into common use and can also describe someone who indirectly steal from their employer but not working...hiding out and sleeping, etc.

You got to keep your eye on Andy, he is one mean Pilcher.

by Sean Rose 1965 December 14, 2017

Pitcher

A superiour drinker, usually refered to in a drunken context.

"He's surely the biggest Pitcher tonight"
"I was so wasted but Tim kept his Pitcher head on"

by Magicianjuggler May 9, 2009

Switch Pitcher

Derogtory name for a bisexual.

1:he goes both ways huh?
2: yup... hes a switch pitcher

by MarcAnthoney June 29, 2008