piddle pole

Noun: A Dick, Penis, Cock.

-typically belongs to a Cracker-Ass White Boy from southern, or any part of, Alabama.

Ann: Dan! Hurry up and get your piddle pole ready, Damn it! I'm tired of fucking Daddy.

Dan: Alright, Ann. Daddy knows he loves our piddle pole playtime. Roll Tide!

by Jbizzle117 October 27, 2017

Piddle

V. To look like you are doing something for multiple hours, while accomplishing absolutely nothing.

Johny piddled around in the sink all day, but the dishes are still dirty.

by Doctorwheauxdat April 19, 2011

piddle fart

to waste time; to procrastinate; to fool around nonsensically in order to waste time; fucking off

Stop piddle farting around, we need to get this done!

by uniTARDo March 23, 2009

piddlefuck

To waste time doing absolutely nothing.

To do meaningless tasks wasting time when there are things that need to be done.

Damnit! Why can't you ever be on time? You always gotta piddlefuck around instead of getting ready for work!

by jaynedough April 3, 2017

Piddle

Little kid word for urine; the act of urinating.

I have to make piddle; Shut up while I piddle.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003

PiddyWickles & Chonkers

What British people call mac & cheese because they can’t help themselves.

I’m surprised British people call mac & cheese just Mac& cheese and not piddywickles & chonkers.

by ne999 February 8, 2020

D Piddy

Another insult for an Irish Rap wannabe, similar to 'Duff Paddy'

Colm, you can't rap for toffee so give the D Piddy impersination a rest will ya?

by Doddi September 14, 2007