Piano

Code word for a penis

Rabbu: I rlly like pianos
Samantha: OMG! SAME!

Jake: what’s a piano????

by Piano79132829 April 28, 2020

Piano

Italian term for the word ‘soft’.

Observe the piano mark on the piece for your recital.

by Aeaes May 31, 2018

Piano

A string instrument, but formally known as a percussion instrument even though it has strings, because people are stupid idiots

I play the piano...terribly

by A random piece of cardboard August 24, 2020

pianoed

when a girl plays you like a piano

Guy 1: Dude i really liked that girl to bad she had a boyfriend!
Guy 2: Sorry man you got pianoed

by spacemonkey1272 January 1, 2012

Piano

The awesome skill of ALL Russians and Asians. It is beloved by the older generations because of the extensive section of classical music. Can strike fear into the hearts of many youths who are forced to play in piano competition and learn impossible pieces.

Despuesde las clases, yo voy a la clase de piano los jueves.
After classes, I go to piano lessons on Thursdays.

by DontStalkMeEverPlease February 8, 2012

The Piano

An alternative to the game, :D. If you see or think of The Piano you just played the piano. You may also lose the game in this process.

"The Piano" , "Dammit I just played the piano :(".

by BeyondExistant December 29, 2009

Piano

A cross between a typewriter and a dildo.

Eileen, stop fornicating that piano!

Bob, have you finished typing the piano yet?

by Andrey Biggins May 20, 2009