Piano

1. An instrument commonly used to kill of people in a game of mafia (can also be used to play music)

2. Latin for softttttt

He died from a piano falling on him again? That’s the 12 billionth time already!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

piano

a rasist term used to describe an area with a high proportion of black people because like a piano's keys people would be

white white black white white black white white black

penge (body armor recomended when visiting)
just like a piano ocationaly you can see some drunks/tramps

by Evil Bastard July 23, 2008

Piano

Verb: The action of inserting an object/body part into another person's bumhole...generally against their will.

That man got completly pianoed by that woman's finger (as seen in 'The Piano').

DONT PIANO ME.

Ant was pianoing Dec.....thoughtfully, using a large beetle from a bush tucker trial.

One daaaaaay me and my friend went in to the forrrrreesstttt and got completly pianoed alllllll daaaaayyyy long.

by Pianoman2000 December 6, 2010

Piano

The type of instrument that will get you laid.

Are you a virgin? Why look for a girl when you can sit at a piano and get laid?

by TacticalBacon64 July 28, 2017

Piano

This instrument is a FUCK! If you play a piano then you are wasting your life. Killing all hopes and dreams of music and ruining your life is what it does. FUCK this instrument!!!!!!!

The Piano is an ASSHOLE of an instrument. FUCKING ridicules.

by GoofenburgDictionary August 12, 2019

Piano

A girl with a pussy so wide, it takes more than just two fingers to play with it.

I suggest you refrain from touching Sarah. Unless your Mozart, because that pussy’s like a piano.

by Nyaakuza October 21, 2019

Piano

A piano is a instrument that catches the eye of lots of people they buy a piano online it comes they try it out and!.. give up in the spand of 1 day because they can’t immediately play a song they like.

A person: Oh wow you play the piano

You: oh yeah! it’s taken me years to master it

The person: can I try?

You: sure!

The person: thank you!... why isn’t it playing *song name* isn’t it

Supposed to play it does it want me to play it?

You: ...

by Imthatpianoidiot December 23, 2020