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Madden physics

A frustrating glitch in EA Sports football games (Madden and NCAA) in which the football and/or players act in a way that is not physically possible. This may include a football going through body parts, body parts going through body parts, a football touching a player's "aura" and being deflected, a football being randomly teleported from one player's possession to another, or a fumble being sucked into a player's possession from 5 feet away.
Man, I would've won that game if it hadn't been for Madden physics!
by maxer64 December 14, 2008
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physicsmonster

One of the rulers of PhODS, knows more physics that any other student, aka ponster.
Rashad : Hey there physicsmonster, please unban me
by lolmanKiBeti February 1, 2021
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AP Physics C

AP Physics C is an incredibly fucking boring class.
by Kayenare March 10, 2009
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physics major

The closest one can get to being a math major without actually being a math major. Holds the distinction of being the only Bachelor of Science degree someone could actually get without ever answering one question completely right.
I got a 54 on my last quantum mechanics exam and that was a B. Being a physics major kicks ass!
by OdekaKeChocobo February 15, 2012
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Boob Physics

Yoo she's got some nice boob physics.
by JeffrotheDude April 11, 2015
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Physics

1. Best Science; why? Because
Some one else on here posted a problem saying

A guy on a farm hears an explosion 2000m away; he hears it 2.67 seconds after the explosion. What season is it?

Answer - He is on the freaking surface of the sun because the only way he can hear a sound 2.67 seconds after its occurance at a distance of 2000m would be if the sound was travelling through air that was heated to 1122 degrees celcius.

The problem clearly says he heard the sound meaning it has to be going through the medium in which he is located; which is air; unless hes underwater, but it says he is on a farm thus he cannot be underwater. Soooo epic phail, learn more physicks.
I wanted to be cool so I posted a physics problem on UD; too bad im so stupid idk what physics is so any muon can clearly disprove me.
by Caedin May 8, 2008
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mind physics

The different dimensions of life's interceptions create an influx of mind thought and thus reciprocate the manifestation of complex relations.
Hitler's brain operated under mind physics to relate to his world domination.
by jeSONAsus November 27, 2007
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