Phodeling

When 2 or more people with iPhones spend the first 5 minutes of a conversation talking about their iPhones.

Jim to John: I downloaded some new apps for my iPhone... here, check them out. This one turns my phone into a light saber.

Mike: Are you guys phodeling?

by kylepick January 28, 2009

Hovering Cosby

A piece of poop that is still half way in your anus and half way out of your anus

GOD DAMN IT I HAVE A HOVERING COSBY! GRANDMA GET THE LAX I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A TOUGH one

by theguywhofartedinworldstudies November 22, 2010

hovering hippo

used as an excuse for when you fall or crash

after crashingdamn hovering hippos always hovering in front of me and making me crash

by michael July 15, 2004

phonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving to upgrade to the latest phone

Variation of jonesing, as in "keeping up with the Jones".

Nothing is wrong with your flip phone, why are you always phonesing for the latest cellular device?

by Tiffwit June 16, 2010

hovering

When a women is having an abortion. Mostly in reference to the vaccum suction. The baby is being sucked from the women.

Stacey is getting hovered this afternoon because David got her pregnant.

by BoMa October 2, 2003

Pootering

Pootering is the use of a laptop, or similar computing devices, while on the toilet.

Yeah, I took care of those emails while I was pootering on the shitter.

by New Horizon February 27, 2011

hovering

When the toilettseats at a public restroom are wet and you don't want to sit onto it, you just hover above it. If you are fat, this can get really exhausting after some time.
Under the influence of alcohol many girls loose their ability to hover properly, which increases the need of hovering for future users

When drunk Stacy tried hovering and failed, she fell down and got herself infected with some vaginal yeast

by Nickdolf May 24, 2017