Phonication

An intimate, sexually oriented, extended phone call with a friend, also known as phone-boning....

Man, me and Melanie were in to some serious phonication last night

by JPnEB May 28, 2009

Phonics

Something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. Usually suggested by assholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.

Person 1: OMG, George W. Bush had sex with Dick Cheney!

Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?

by PushMeh December 3, 2009

phoniecall

its when you start laughing to yourself in public, and to cover it up you pretend that your on the phone, which usaully makes you laugh even harder

i couldnt stop laughing at the radio this morning, so i made a phoniecall to enjoy myself in rush hour traffic

by el solo t uno October 14, 2008

Phonicking

When someone you are with receives or makes a phone call, text, or email and you decide to check your own phone for the same.

I will be phonicking while you take that call.

by aerochik October 28, 2008

Phonicating

Mutual masturbation through FaceTime or another live communicative application.

I was phonicating with my girlfriend last night.

by ChefDerek84 September 30, 2016

hooked on phonics

According to Karkat Vantas in his 2012 smash hit single Karkalicious, this refers to those whom Strider's beats are best suited for.

Strider's beats are best suited for trolls hooked on phonics.

by DocScratch December 13, 2021

Hooked-On-Phonics

The reading program for fuckholes! woohoo! yes, soo lee is indeed "hooked on phonics". YES YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKHOLE!!! teeheehee

Soo Lee is hooked on phonics! Damn Right!

by SRL September 26, 2004