phoner

When you have your phone in your pocket and gives it the appearance of a boner.

Dude, at the dance last night she totally grinded my phoner.

by XxBigDaddyxX April 26, 2010

phoner

A chemically induced erection.

I thought he was for real, but then I saw the Viagra box in his trash can. I should have known it was a phoner.

by phonerqueen June 16, 2010

Phoner

An erection gotten while talkinng with someone on the phone.

Dude Joanne had such a sexy voice she called me and I totally popped a phoner

by Mytummyhertz August 29, 2009

Phoner

n; The outline of a cellphone poking through one's pocket. Bastardization of boner.

"Dude, if you don't hide your phoner the teacher's going to know you've got a phone in your pocket."

by theman2134 May 12, 2010

Phoner

"Phoner."

pho-ner: (n). Refers to the visible outline of one's pocketed cell phone when wearing tight fitting pants or shorts, resembling a rectangular erection.

Dude, you got such a phoner right now!

by spazrocker August 2, 2010

Phoner

When the phone in your pocket resembles an erection.

Steve: dude, you got a boner?
Joe: Na its just a phoner

by /bkhj June 10, 2011

Phoner

A Phoner occurs when some one has their cell phone in the front pocket of their pants and their phone is bulging out and it looks like a boner.

Me: "Ahh Tommy do you have a boner?"

Tommy: "No thats my cell phone.."

Me: "Everyone Tommy has a phoner!"

by iM BaLLiN01 January 12, 2010