Phosphorus

A drug found in bean that you sniff

You should add a bit of phosphorus

by Neutralice April 6, 2022

Phosphorus

Replacement for "close enough" because it sounds similar and thus is "close enough". Often used in conversation as a response to something.

He knew what they just said was not grammatically correct, but he understood it, responding "Phosphorus".

by PhosphorusWasTaken May 5, 2023

Scrotium Phosphate

A new phosphate compound discovered by three biology undergraduates. Coming from the combination of the salts from the sweat from the scrotum and Phosphorite.

It is used to help with fertilization of plants and can help with human fertility when needed.

While not approved as of 2023 it is believed to be a good replacement of caffeine for helping with energy. It is currently being tested as replacements for energy drinks.

“Honey I think we have to use the newly discovered Scrotium Phosphate compound if we are to have a child because all of our attempts are failing.”

by Bishop The Saint October 18, 2023

phumph

The softest thing in the world hitting the second softest thing in the world.

The puppy was so tired his head hit the blanket with a "phumph".

by Oscar B Bear December 6, 2016

Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus

A string of elements that spell the lyrics to Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up” which is funny as shit
NEvERgONNAgIVEuUP

Jim: Hey dude!
Not Jim: Hey man! Can you tell me what Neon Vanadium Erbium Roentgenium Oxygen Nitrogen Nitrogen Silver Iodine Vanadium Europium Uranium Phosphorus spells in the periodic table?

by Nemesis from Resident Evil 3 November 10, 2022

Phosphorus Bromide

Nerdspeak for Pabst Blue Ribbon. The chemical symbol for Phosphorus Bromide is PBr. PBR is the acronym for Pabst Blue Ribbon.

If you don't tell me what kind of beer you want me to bring to the party, I'll go cheap, and you'll all be drinking Phosphorus Bromide.

by IKnowPhysics October 12, 2013

Phosphorous

Adj. To ostensibly sound meaningful, when really there is no substance to the message.

Group poetry criticisms and discussions about religion are two of the most phosphorous things.

The following examples are extremely phosphorous:

*points to poetry line about death*
"Yes, I think that the author has written this poem about the sadness of death."

*reads a passage from the Bible*
"The message that I take away from this verse is that Jesus Christ is wonderful."

by Wwwwwwaldo October 31, 2009