phumping

When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.

I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut

by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010

phoopa

"Phoopa" is a island word for phillip. it arrived from the island Bermuda and the accent and a twisted tongue

Phillip's nephew (carlos) had such a twisted tongue when they were young, everytime he called his uncle it came out like "phoopa"

by Phillip A..Anderson July 2, 2008

Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".

Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*

by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010

Phopping

Saying you are 25 when clearly you are in your 40's.

MISSASHLEY26 was phopping online the other day on Plenty of Fish when, through her brand of half english/half batshit diatribe she revealed herself to be a 25 year old "very nice person" looking for "nice real guy detain ,someone can make me happy and love being arounds me ,romantic man that can make me lough,conversation try to know each other more" when she is clearly in her 40s.

by Danimal150 August 24, 2011

Plomp

To sit your self down after a long and exhautsing day.

I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.

All i want to do is plomp!

by Dav321 July 6, 2016

pompadour

a pompous person, who is an idiotom

you a big fat pompadour.

can be used as an insult

by vsangel May 28, 2011

phomo

A guy who is constantly texting or talking on his phone when at a party, club, bar, or any other social event.

Milon, you PHOMO stop screwing around and finish beer pong...

by unknown543 March 27, 2008