proffessional hater

a person who makes it his daily job to be a hater. spends all of his time hatin on other people, and does it proffessionally.

amy: don't worry about that. he's just a hater.
roger: more like a proffessional hater. he dont do nothin else.

by AmyCavalier March 5, 2011

poffel

Action between two or more people.
Comparable to strokes, hugs, snuggels, etc.

Jane poffels Jim.
Jim poffeled Jane before.
Jim and Jane are poffeling together.

by maq July 8, 2004

phaffershat

(faf' er shat) adj.

Pretty damn good.

"Dude, got any more of them phaffershat nugs?"
"Get lost, douchebag."
"Aww, fuck you and your fucking schwag."

by cameltoe January 30, 2006

Poffacake

A pun on the popular UK biscuit "jaffa cake". Refers to tall, blonde Swedish men who, like jaffa cakes, have a dark side, a soft side, and a fucked up inside. But again, like jaffa cakes, you love them anyway.

"I met the perfect guy yesterday - I might even go as far as to say he's a Poffacake".

by danniiscool March 28, 2017

Phoofy

Phoofy is just another word for insanely dumb

someone: how many chromosomes do you have?
someone else: more than you!!!
someone: god you're such a phoofy..

by mo_UwU December 3, 2020

poffinn

a really cool mcyt artist on twitter who bases their entire personality on minecraft streamers and a literal bird

- “OMG DID YOU SEE THE NEW POFFINN ART??”
- “.. who is that.”

by anonymous July 1, 2021

Proffy

Very sexy intelligent humble human being

Scammer: imma scam this guy with a link
Good scammer: no don’t he is proffy

by Bite1234 February 5, 2022