scizzle panning

the equivalent to the term "riding"

scizzle panning orginated in norway in the late 90's and involves dressing like a thug and going skiing in the local terrain park

1# yo man, you riding this week?

2# "no, I'm scizzle panning"

1# ahh sick, have fun with that

by todd wallnuts May 20, 2009

family planning

a place you go and pretend to have problems to get out of going to school

girl: oh crap i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father

by phatmatt27 September 7, 2005

panning for gold

Having diarhea in the shower, most often after a night of heavy drinking and are too tired to make it to the toilet. The phrase is derived from the sight of the loose stool being dissolved away in the shower drain leaving only remnants too large to pass through the grate.

"God, I was so tired I just couldn't make it to the toilet so I ended up panning for gold in the shower"

by IamCHERYLv March 7, 2009

Panning

The act of being extremely clingy, even to the point of latching onto your significant other's arm. Usually found in women.

Yeah, I slept with her last night and now she's totally panning me!
She hasn't left you alone for a minute.

by Laser Cat April 15, 2010

chronic planning herpes

A degenerate and infectious disease. The moment other people try to plan something with an afflicted person, he will flare up, and become fully incapacitated. This can manifest itself in a number of ways:

lack of response: the infected will not respond to calls, text messages, emails, and may even actively avoid the friend trying to plan something with him in public.

evading commitment: the infected will respond to requests of hanging out with vague answers such as "idk lol" or "hmmmm", effectively ruining the other's ability to plan.

false commitment: the infected will agree on a plan, then anywhere from a few days to mere hours before the agreed upon time he'll be all like "yo so sorry broseph but apparently i are had mad plans today so i cant cum lololol meow" and bail on the plan like an asshole.

no i tried asking him but his chronic planning herpes kicked in. we wont be seeing him anytime soon.

by _ice_pick June 13, 2011

natural family planning

Anal sex of the horny Catholic variety.

"Hey babe, you down for some natural family planning tonight? You definitely won't get pregnant."

by Krissy Johnson September 22, 2005

Peter Panning

When a guy wants to send a seductive dick pic but is embarrassed by his small junk he sends a picture of the shadow of his dick so as to leave it's size up to the recipient's imagination.

Ethan: Bro, I'm so peter panning Mary right now.

Mary: OMG Ethan just peter panned me!
Susie: I wonder how big it really is...

by eskeetz January 17, 2013