phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.

Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later

by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016

Phalahstagastix

The gathering of men who intend to participate in activity where they must present their phallus in order to determine the leader or alpha male of the group. This gathering is restricted to men who are without a companion and everyone who is participating may not be accompanied by anyone of the opposite sex. The male who presents the largest phallus will be appointed as the leader of the group.

In order to show my complete dominance, we'll have to meet in a disclosed location and begin phalahstagastix.

by Joji Phalahstagastix June 4, 2020

Phalanx Reaper

A literal God. He is the All Father of the Gods in the gaming community. Single handedly will fuck up anyone with anything especially snipers, pistols and bows.

Well that’s Phalanx Reaper.... We’re all gonna die, hopefully he will go easy on us.

by Purpleturtle94 May 26, 2021

Phalyngus

The piece is skin on a woman between her vagina and anus

I potted a woman and her phalyngus was pulsing

by Tassie March 11, 2022

metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.

Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣

by Techniques69 October 11, 2020

Phalanx

A pornographic scene in which a large group of erect men proceed to engage a smaller number of women (the ratio usually being of the order 8:1, men:women). Due to the carefully planned and well organized platoon, the women are unable to escape the brutal pussy pillaging that awaits them. Any attempt of escape is punished with vicious mushroom slaps and anal penetration. No prisoners are taken...

As Ashley looked into the distance, all she could see was a wave of cocks engulfing the horizon, she knew she would soon have her vagina pillaged by the mighty cocks of the Phalanx.

by SteveSmithUofT January 13, 2010

PHALLAINOPHOBIA

Fear of Whales or Aquatic Mammals.

Tyra Banks has a fear of Dolphins. Tyra Banks has Phallainophobia.

by Ciara Reyes May 10, 2008