Madison Petrie

Someone who does not get penis

Oh Madison Petrie likes Vivayk but she can't get him

by Poon destroyer October 30, 2016

Petrosexual

A person who loves to dress up his/her dog in clothes. The race of the dogs are often small ones such as Chihuahuas and Pomeranians. Made famous by celebrities such as Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Hayden Panettiere, and Lindsay Lohan.

Have you seen how Paris dressed up her dog Tinkerbell?

Yes she is really petrosexual.

by Asjula November 21, 2010

petrosexual

A person who is sexually attracted to their pet animal(s) and not to human beings.

"Ooh, did you hear about John? He prefers to date his pets rather than girls. He Must be a petrosexual."

by Mark Taylor December 28, 2005

petrosexual

A term used to describe someone who constantly stares at the asses of those of the opposite sex. This is usually followed by hand gestures and repeated nudging any companions nearby.

"Oh man check out that ass. Pffffft. Man i was to tap that man honestly guy, yo guy check out that ass..."

by Charlie May 13, 2005

Peterised

When someone by the name of Peter achieves something that they are proud of.

I totally peterised that exam
See that girl over there, yeah i peterised her
You just been peterised

by Galway P.I.M.P April 26, 2008

Petrosexual

A single person or married couple without children for whom their pets are their sole devotion.

John's co-worker Jane (who has three children) does not understand his petrosexual nature. She wonders what kind of person would treat their pets as though they were children. John provides his dogs with every opportunity a child should have such as a king size bed in a warm home, nutritious meals, all the best toys and education one can buy.

by slippery chick March 25, 2009

Petrused

An act of someone suddenly killed in broad daylight and in full public view by government's officials/assassins, usually because he/she has been confirmed to do one or more criminal acts but found not guilty in the court or gets away with it. The criminal act can range from a serious one (like mass murder) to a petty one (like bread theft).

The word "petrused" comes from Indonesian word "petrus". It stands for "penembak misterius", that means "mysterious shooter". Petrused basically a public assassination by a government of that country to fix a failed or corrupted justice system using a brute force method.

Note:

Not to confuse petrused with assassination attempts to erase political rivals. Petrused, although most of the times is an overkill and unnecessary act, it's purpose is to punish a legit criminals.

Man 1: "Yo, do you know that guy who was just found not guilty because all of the witness suddenly dissapear?"
Man 2: "Oh yeah. That famous drug cartel kingpin."
Man 1: "Apparently this afternoon he was petrused."
Man 2: "Heh, serve him right."

by Haybrid November 7, 2019