Peter Paranoia

One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.

They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.

Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.

What a cuckoo!

by meds4u January 15, 2010

peter buzz

When a dick is fixing to get hard

Babe you look so good in those shorts you gave me a peter buzz!

When you kissed me you made my peter get a buzz!

by ashane May 6, 2017

Peter Steele

The 6' 7" lead singer, bassist and composer for the Gothic metal band Type O Negative

Also see the band: Carnivore

Born in Brooklyn, New York

Known for his intelligent humour, deep voice and gargantuan, HUGE balls

"I wrote this next song on the toilet, that's why it sounds like shit"

I built myself a nice little cageWith bars of anger and a lock of rageI can't help asking Who's got the key?When I know damned well it's me -Peter Steele

by FuckYouYouFuckenFucks April 2, 2010

Nice Peter

A boss man on YouTube who makes the Epic Rap Battles of History. Actually lives up to his name in vlog segments, very nice.

Nice Peter's Epic Rap Battles of History are amazing and make me laugh, but what's really awesome is that he is actually nice.

by Caribou72 August 22, 2011

Peter Cushing

Damned great actor. Starred in the best of the Hammer movies in the fifties and sixties.

Peter Cushing was a great Baron Frankenstein

by geinman October 25, 2012

Peter Parkered

The act of when you pack an asshole with jizz, one waits for there partner/significant other to fall asleep. Once asleep you put your asshole 6-12" from your partner's face and fart/spray a web of jizz all over the face while you yell out "you were Peter Parkered Bitch," leaving a jizz web all over your partner's face.

"Can't believe you Peter Parkered me last night I can't get the poo/jizz smell out of my hair."

by Jamrock121 May 20, 2014

Peter's Road Trampoline

When someone rests their head on the lap of a male, this is usually considered a cute moment up until the point where the male's lightning rod gains a surge of energy resulting in the repetitive up and down of the partners head on their lap. This must be followed by the question: "Is your dick bomb?" in order to prevent bad luck.

*ON BUS*
Person 1: "Dude, my dog was resting his head on my lap the other day and, out of fucking nowhere, I had the worst Peter's Road Trampoline."
Person 2: "Was your dick at least bomb?"
Person 1: "Of course what do you take me for!"

by TheBombDigidee February 5, 2018