Penussy

A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.

Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.

by El Duce November 26, 2004

Well-penosified

Having a large penis; being well-endowed with penis.

I'm dating this dude who is so well-penosified that I've been sore 24/7 lately!

by MissGretchenV May 14, 2007

penius

A penis which is more intelligent than it's owner.

1. "I was about to hook up with this fifteen year old girl, but my penius wouldn't get hard."
2. Man #1 - "Dude, I had major whiskey dick last night"
Man #2 - "Naw bro, your penius saved your ass - that chick was a straight troll."

Man #1 - "Thanks penius!"

by Spiral Dancer December 21, 2014

Penostril

Combination of the words penis and nostril. It is the the penis opening. Credit for this word goes to my friend, Scott.

My boyfriend's penostril looked infected so I didn't have sex with him.

by Mahmo March 4, 2010

penoos

A name for the male genitalia that may only be used by people with the highest understanding of existence itself.

penoos.

by penoos April 6, 2021

Penus

A mistranslation of penis. Usually the word to be used in public so as to not get in legal trouble for saying penis in public.

"PENIS!"
"Hey! you're not supposed to say that in public!"
"Then what do I say?"
"PENUS!"
"Yeah!! Let's go do it in the bathroom!"

by pipivagina September 6, 2009

penius

very smart person who is a dick.

Steve Jobs, from what Ive heard, sounds like a total penius.

by blozzy September 14, 2013