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pittsburgh penguins

A hockey team also known as generation x since they are going to be so dominant in a few years but now since the team is made up mostly rookies it really isnt fair.
the pens will be good soon
by vince March 29, 2005
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Pittsburgh Penguins

(noun) - a hockey team based in Pittsburgh, owned by Mario Lemieux who saved the franchise on multiple occasions. Winner of the 2009 Stanley Cup, defeating Detroit in 7 games. Made it to the Stanley Cup Finals in 2008, only to lose to Detroit, 4 games to 2. Eastern Conference Champions two consecutive years in a row, in 2008 and 2009.
DAMN! Those Pittsburgh Penguins are pretty much dom squad.
by pensgirl87 October 11, 2009
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Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.
Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia
by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020
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pittsburgh penguins

a nhl hockey team that always takes up the first couple picks in the draft by sucking terribly during the season. have great potential in sidney crosby, evgeni malkin, and jordan staal and could possibly one of the best hockey teams in a few years or so.
"Hey who got the first pick this year?"

"Pittsburgh Penguins"

"Again?!"
by clint bauer June 30, 2006
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Pittsburgh Penguins

A Hockey team that was awesome while Mario Lemieux played for them. Now they have Sidney Crosby who while a good player has the NHL and a bunch of new hockey faggots all over his dick. Even without Sidney Crosby the Penguins are a good, young team.

Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.
Hockey fan: Hey, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins?

Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!

Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?

Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!

Hockey fan: You're a faggot.
by bloodredrage February 28, 2011
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the march of the drunk penguins

The march of the drunk penguins traditionally occurs on saturday and sunday mornings in college dining halls around the world. It occurs when hung over college girls- fresh off getting their asses pounded the night before at a fraternity house-scavenge for food. The late night ass poundings were so severe that the girls limp while walking in the cafeteria line, much like antarctic penguins.
Paul: Hey man, what do you wanna do this weekend?

Christian: I think I'm gonna go to the dinning hall this weekend to see the march of the drunk penguins. Nature at its course is so fascinating to me! To think these girls could get pounded so hard that they have to walk like a penguin in order to get food is amazing!
by Ptheillone January 29, 2009
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Penguinophile

A Linux geek that identifies too lovingly with the child-like Linux penguin, often buying a small one and having da seks with it.
The penguinophile seems to be getting his Linux peguin doggy-style!
by Poofus May 3, 2011
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