Pendejo

pendejo is a spanish slang word for idiot,stupid or dumass.

El es un pendejo.
He is a dumass.

by chebuchin June 13, 2003

Pendu

He is a ghost from Liechtenstein who feasts on pens. If anyone says penalty he will arrive on the scene in a flash. To make him go away you need to give up your pens to Pendu because that is what he is most obsessed with. If Pendu does not get his penalty he will start to cry and whine for his penalty. He will dive so the ref can give him a free penalty. If the ref sends him off for diving he will trash the whole country of Liechtenstein or Luexembourg and steal all the pens. If you ever encounter Pendu you might just want to call the Barcelona police as the myth that he owns them is just a myth and he ghosts when he sees them. They will arrest him with ease and your pens are safe. Look out Pendu might be hiding in your closet for your pens...

Pendu the ghost attacked me for pens after I said penalty during a FIFA 23 game

by nightotm April 13, 2023

pendeja

same thing as pendejo but in a feminine way ... spanish for moron, idiot ect

Man those preps are some pendejas

by Mz.DeLaCruz August 30, 2003

pending for a bending

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.

Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!

by ragingbender September 23, 2010

Pendu

A shorter name for the Portuguese penalty merchant Penaldo which was derived from his shorter range of football talents i.e: No vision, passing or effective dribbling whatsoever but scoring only tapins and penalties as well as doing 500 stepovers a match only to partially complete 3 dribbles. This name is also synonymous to Kung-fu Panda due to his similar traits to panda when told to setup a wall for a freekick or his aggressive celebration after scoring a tapin from his teammates hard work.

1. Pendu is my idol, I want to grow up and score tapins and penalties and be called goat.

2. Pendu is mid but we are not allowed to see that.

3. The PSG wall against Manchester City was coached by Pendu.

by High IQ football fan May 9, 2021

pendley

See brett
Sex machine: extra padding is included/required.

The dumbass was actually a pendley last night.

by dude1976 January 14, 2008

Pendapocalypse

When something nation-newsworthy happens that sends your friendly neighborhood Mod Squad at your favorite News Website into a flurry of 15+ hour shifts trying to post the opinion comments of every Tom, Dick, and Harry with an opinion on the matter.

What? We have 40,000 comments pending?! It's the pendapocalypse!

Uh oh.. Bristol Palin won DWTS.. incoming pendapocalypse. Brace yourselves, mods!

by Daezed January 11, 2011