penismonkey

a penismonkey is a monkey with a huge penis. that isnt a monkeys penis.

Retarded kid 1:hey look at that penis monkey!

Retarded kid 2: good look finding a jockstrap for that!

by fag January 20, 2005

penismobile

A ghetto pimped-out setta wheels. A sportscar or sporty sedan made all flashy and conspicuous, often owned by men who need this attention because they feel insecure about their penis size.

The Honda Civic is a favorite choice for penismobiles, and I'm not sure exactly why.

by junkyard prince October 14, 2003

penismage

Short for penis-magician. Describing something as able to work magic into a penis; or work magic with a penis.
Not to be confused with ass-master(master of the rectum).

Z: Hey Tom seen the penismage today?
T: No didn't know there was one in town.

by John Doser February 19, 2009

PenisMusic

A genre of music, not to be confused with "cock rock" or "chin music". Penis music is played by only the most cracked out individuals and sounds similar to "aaawwwwggghhhhttytytytuuwww"

"Damn thats some fire PenisMusic brother, might i add you have a phat cock"

by LennieFinch March 22, 2020

penismaker

Any place to take a piss. I.E. Do they have a penismaker in there? I need to take a monster piss.

I can't take it any more, is there a penismaker around here?

by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012

Penisminded

The condition of thinking with your penis instead of with your mind.

Person 1: Do you know who is the president of the Canada? I think he should go to the middle east to stop the war there.

Person 2: There is no president of Canada! You are penisminded. Why are you even talking about politics in the first place?!

by Gaucoin March 25, 2018

Penisman69

A man who likes penises and has had sex in the past month

James is suuuch a penisman69

by Ifuckinghatemylife.com May 14, 2020