the part of a dudes ball sack on which his cock,(man rifle) rests on, causing a depression .The larger the dick the more severe the sheath.
by 4thpostie March 30, 2009
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by penaldoggy January 1, 2023
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Kids usually aged 14 or below , who have been brainwashed into thinking penaldo is the GOAT and act like he will sh@g them .
Kids : " rOnAlDo iS cLEaR oF pESsI aS hE hAs 5 dUbaI dOrS"
Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
Person with a brain : "shut up penaldo bummers , messi has 7 ballon d'ors , more trophies and penaldo doesn't have a goal or assist in 2022
by Honest.Penaldofan on tiktok February 27, 2022
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Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty
He has played 44 free kicks without on target
Who is originally from Africa but plays for Portugal and currently and single handedly ruining Juventus
He's fond of scoring penalty
He has played 44 free kicks without on target
by Dhrey June 16, 2021
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by ElBenito February 12, 2015
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A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
A fan has experienced meeting Penaldo in a cemetery, this was his story.
"I was walking in a cemetery visiting my dead grandma where I see him, UDINESE MAN! BETTER KNOWN AS PENALDO! HE JUMPED IN FRONT OF ME AND I WAS FILLED WITH SHOCK, TERROR AND FEAR. UNTIL I REMEMBERED! I WATCHED A VIDEO ON HOW TO REPEL HIM. I SCREAMED "BIG GAME" AND HE DISAPPEARED! SHAME ON YOU PENALDO!"
PERSON 1: YO HAVE YA SEEN PENALDO?
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
PERSON 2: DIDN'T SEE HIM ANY OF THE GAMES VS LIVERPOOL, IT WAS LIKE HE WAS A GHOST!
PERSON 1: MESSI CLEAR!
PERSON 2: I AGREE
by ivannnn23 May 14, 2022
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Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
Kids below 12 years of age who should stick to Cartoon Network or Nickelodeon, has rarely or even never watch football games at all, but dare to make bold claims such as : Copa America is an easy competition, Nations League is as competitive as UCL because it is played in Europe, Ballon d'or is media award and Dubai Globesoccer Award is much better, only goal matters in football, penalty is the most difficult thing in football, and their favorite one : Ligue 1 is a farmer league unlike EPL (even when Haaland score 20 goals for fun this season and City has won 4 titles in the last 5 years).
They have a bad hobby of flooding the internet with fake stats, fake quotes and false claims in favor of their GOAT, The Lithuania Slayer, The Rejection King, The Bench God, The one and only Cristiano Ronaldo (AKA Penaldo), while in the same time trolling the actual football GOAT, Lionel Messi (also known as LM10, LM30 or LM7).
Just like their idol (who is a part time joker), they have serious talent to be a stand up comedian in the future as their logic is already a joke.
The only good thing is that the world would be a much quieter place without them.
Example in sentence :
"Dad, can you tell me what brain is?
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
No idea son, we are penaldogs"
"Dad, Messi has the most Ballon d'or, the most European Golden Boot, the most Playmaker award, why do we troll him?
Don't question that son. We are penaldogs, it is what we do."
by Theuselesstapinmasterpenaldo October 17, 2022
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