pestie

When your best friend is your poop buddy, they're your Pestie

She's my Pestie, back off

by Fxsstjknkogdzcv December 8, 2016

Pelfie

A selfie taken with (preferably refrigerated) pasta.

Dude I totally took a pelfie last night.

by PastaLover November 27, 2014

pelting along

moving quickly.

gathering speed.

This Q and A for RFS is really pelting along.

by Ben Crockett December 9, 2008

pelfie

Poo selfie.
A photo of one's self taken whilst producing a number two on the lavatory. Also includes a shot of the product itself.

Jason: Lads check your Snaps...
Sam: Ha ha ha that's a wonderful pelfie; 9/10 for effort!

by You're an apple April 22, 2014

pelfie

A portmanteau of the word 'penis' and 'selfie'.

Girl 1: "He keeps sending me selfies"
Girl 2: "At least he doesn't send you pelfie snapchats"

by Ol' McDonald & His Farm April 12, 2014

pelfie

pictures of stuff or money, taken and then shared online, so people see and envy your property

When the new purse arrived in the mail, she opened the box then immediately snapped a pelfie to post on Instagram.

by jexidactyl July 6, 2014

Pelfie

a penis selfie

im gonna take a Pelfie

by ezria2326! September 16, 2015