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Peeping Pooper

Peeping Pooper:

The act of being extremely silent while seated in a bathroom stall while another coworker (usually in a corporate office environment) walks in and proceeds to paint the toilet bowl brown with explosive bowel movements. Only after the third or fourth push does the "peeping pooper" emerge from their stall and begin washing hands at the sink, maybe whistling to attempt to give the pooper more privacy. Exceptionally spiteful "peeping poopers" may even begin speaking to the loud pooper addressing him or her by name...implying they are fully aware of said butt-pukage.
"Holy bejezuz....Kathy in accounting is a bonifide peeping pooper!! She ninja blasted me after I finished pooping out my chicken korma from last night! What a hag!!"
by Cwisticwistina July 13, 2013
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Phelping

When you cum inside a girl and she laughs - then she squirts out a bit of your semen from her vagina.
We were chilling in bed, I tickled her and she just started phelping all over the place.
by Petey Woodpeck December 28, 2017
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Peeping Tomette

Similar to peeping tom , but the female version A.K.A a girl or a group of girls who watch someone without the person aware that you’re watching them.
Wow she’s peeping tomette
by agoodgrape23 March 5, 2019
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Pelqing

When you make the blood rush to the tip of your penis so it blows up like a strawberry
her: Are you jelqing rn?
him: No pelqing
by ronaldmcbadass November 23, 2022
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Peeping Soldier

When a man has an erection and it is poking out the top of his underwear.

This could be unintentional or could be used to disguise the mans stiff member in dangerous situations.
"I couldn't get rid of my hard-on for love nor money, so I had to use the Peeping soldier technique to hide it so i could go and answer the door"
by BlGBUCK May 27, 2009
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Peeping Bullfrog

Pulling one or both testicles out of the fly of you pants and showing them to someone.
Thats the hairiest Peeping Bullfrog I've ever seen, I think I'm gonna puke.
by killerNick December 16, 2007
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Peeping Fountain

A two toned case of flatulence. I high pitch squeal immediately fallowed by a much longer raspier burst.
Peeping Fountain: Bewp-Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
by Cr4zyJ4ke November 6, 2013
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