I got no more peekos

You say that when you are not lying.

Dad: Did you break the kitchen window?
Son: No. Maybe the dog Fido did. And yes, I got no more peekos.
Dad: OK, thanks for truthtelling, I guess. FIDO, DID YOU BREAK THE KITCHEN WINDOW?
Fido: Wurf! Indeed yes! But I got no more peekos.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

peetsa

This is how "pizza" should be spelled, it makes so much sense when you sound it out too!

Me: I could really use a pizza right now
My Friend: Don't you mean peetsa?
Me: Wow you're right I do mean peetsa, dang autocorrect

by eatsapeetsa July 9, 2019

peenosaur

A "peenosaur" can be many things.
These include, but are not limited to:

A penis
A dinosaur with a neck and head resembling a big peen

Peenosaur peen dinosaur

by The Peenosaurus September 21, 2013

peetouch

When you see someone leave a bathroom without washing their hands and they go grab donuts out of the employee donut box

Michael went pee and came out without washing his hands and grabbed every donut with his peetouch hands

by WiseCrcker July 15, 2016

peetasexual

Someone who is in love with the hot baker Peeta from The Hunger Games

Katniss: I am peetasexual
Gale: what now
Katniss: Peetasexual means I love Peeta

by Mrs. Sangster February 18, 2021

jeezel peets

A n expression originally declared in Michigan but adopted by people from Clermont county Ohio that expresses disgust, surprise, and shock.

You: My son was bit by a fire ant and his foot is swollen.

Me: Jeezel peets!!

by Dyer dog May 6, 2021

Pestosterone

A male who thinks he's all that and continues to pursue a female even when she shows no interest in him.

Man that dude has way to much Pestosterone for me. He just won't leave me alone!

by NAWTYDAWG November 15, 2012