Peenish

A small penis. Not quite big enough to be a dick but it has a head and works...I guess. Definitely not a satisfying mouthful.

Poor dude got shafted. He only has a 3" peenish.

by HeauxRemover October 8, 2021

skinny penius

A penius that is small and skinny.

Hey guys skinny penius here.

by NXTFighter November 16, 2017

Beenis Peenis

When someone's cock looks more like a bean than a peen.

Aww mate you've got a mega Beenis Peenis, what is that!!!

by n_W1 November 15, 2022

big-peenitus

A rare disease in which the person with it has an extremely large penis. This disease is terminal.

John: Hey man, I just got back from my physical.

Bill: How'd it go?

John: I was diagnosed with big-peenitus

by getnfrisky December 14, 2009

Peenish

When something is kind of peen, but not quite.

"He is kind of a dick, but not really, he is peenish."

by Sofa48 May 11, 2019

peniussy

the reproductive parts of a hermaphodite

Yo, I hooked up with Claire Goodwin last night, and she has a peniussy!

by Patrick Kennedy April 12, 2008

PEENUS

Someone who has a penis size below average.

Usually used to diss one another.

Ben: Yo Josh, You got a PEENUS

Josh: Screw you man...

by Peenushaven November 9, 2012