Paddles

A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches

Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man

Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'

by Paddles01 September 16, 2008

piddleshit

syn. to dilly dally

quit piddleshittin around!

by piddleshitter2 August 4, 2017

puddles

Pants that are too long to be considered flood pants (clam diggers) but are still slightly too short for the person attempting to wear them. Stepping in puddles is a good test to see if your pants are considered puddles

"Derek, I see you've worn your puddles today, did you get dressed in the dark?"

by Design Hell! December 3, 2009

Dick peddler

1. One who sells cocks for profit. 2. The seller of male genitalia.

You sir are a dick peddler...i'll take three.

by steve carter21 October 23, 2008

ass peddler

a person who sells his or herself sexually

Did you see the new ass peddler down on Broadway?

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Lust puddles

Lust puddles' is a mental state in which you go completely crazy over someone because of their looks.
You don't claim to love them, or like them you just have very *bad* urges to well..
Leap..attack..rape..whateverr..

Me:OMG..Lust Puddles
Criss:Lust what..?
Me:Look it up in urban dictionary
Criss:Oh okay then..wait- you wanna rape me..?
Me:Hell yes.

by Sierra D: December 29, 2007

muffin peddler

A large man who makes his living peddling muffins on the streets. Usually a cute or silly man whom you share an emotional connection with.

You see that muffin peddler? Man, I love him.

by Tanbor November 18, 2005