petting a giraffe

having sexual relations with a guy who has a large penis. usually refers to a handjob.

girl... i was in the movie theatre last night with Kemper... after two minutes of kissing i found myself petting a giraffe!! that boy is packing!!

by Samuel Zipdisk May 4, 2006

Louisiana Petting Zoo

A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.

Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.

by Luongo Dongus October 25, 2009

petting the cat

term used to describe female masturbation.

I guess when you go that long without a boyfriend, you get pretty good at petting the cat.

by dinki August 24, 2003

Petting the Unicorn

To Fornicate with a heavenly blessed beauty by the use of ones digits.

I.E Fingering.

I was with Debbie petting the unicorn and it bit my finger off.

by POLO Ralph December 2, 2011

pettinato

Argentinian musician (saxo player), entertainer, writer, and tv host of "Duro de Domar" Tv show, one of the most importants of Argentina.
Born 15 of december of 1955.

who is the coolest tv host in Argentina?
I think is Roberto Pettinato! it´s the best!

by pptrueno1415 August 6, 2006

petting the one eyed snake

the act of stroking your penis until a delightful load of love comes out.

Jeffrey's mom caught him petting the one eyed snake during the Britney Spears Video.

by markass May 3, 2006

pettiness

Being full with petty in other words making a little thing a big deal

She is full with pettiness that wasn't even a big deal

by Fvckjay May 21, 2016