Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten Pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony September 30, 2014

pecker ball johnson

Acting like a jerk, but in a goody way. Refusing to cooperate or follow instructions or socially acceptable behavior.

Stop being a pecker ball johnson.

by Pecker Ball Johnson April 22, 2018

Peckerjack

A variety of cheese derived from Monterey Jack, flavored with spicy semen peppers, usually with a semihard or creamy texture.

I ran out of cheddar, but I reckon I got some homemade peckerjack in the fridge!

by disfellow July 31, 2018

birdy pecking

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Pecker Breath

Used to describe someone who "sucks dick" (not in the literal sense). Similar to: brown nosing, kissing ass.

Hey pecker breath! Get off the boss's dick.

by bulletproof tiger April 30, 2009

Wee bit peckish

To be just a little hungry.

"Are you hungry?"
~Nah, Im just a wee bit peckish.

by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005

Pecker juice

Ointment from a mans penis. Secretion of seminal fluid.

Lamar: I shot her mouth full of my pecker juice Chip!

Chip: Homerun Lamar!!!

by Chippah1234 November 17, 2013