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peasant

An especially pathetic, low to moderate income individual that attempts to inflate their perceived social status by acquiring material goods sometimes associated with their wealthier counterparts - but immediately identifiable as peasants by their attempts to do so.

Peasants often attempt to acquire things like Louis Vuitton purses, lower end version BMW or Jaguar automobiles, large but poor quality solitaire diamonds for rings, new version cell phones, trendy sunglasses, and bottle service tables at nightclubs.
Such individuals typically lack the education or worldly exposure to realize that they actually look like low class impostors to anyone wealthy enough to comfortably afford such high end consumer items.
The women waiting in the free guest list line at the nightclub were clearly identifiable as peasants despite their Louis Vuitton purses and imitation Omega watches.
by the_hao_zi October 16, 2008
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Mobile Peasant

A rather poor human that games on phone and only buys there £5 games.
by steam sales May 3, 2018
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peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.
I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.
by imav January 14, 2005
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peakalatus

first of all theyre name is literally kenz what kind of name even is that.. imagine your parentd hating you so much that they name you kenz. cant relate you white fucking shit anyways, the worst, backstabbing, crybaby, genshit player, chronically online, nerd, lying, hypocrite, ugliest, whitest, crackerest, dumbest, stinkiest xiao stan to exist. theyre entire living makes me want to rip my hair out. honestly if they didnt exist the world would be in a much better place. they probably smell like piss and deodorant mixed too because they dont take showers since theyre too busy on genshin moaning over xiao. "ngh~ xiao-" "lord.." shut up bro nobody needs to hear that you facially challenged bitch redirect this energy into finding a job.. anyways they probably lack a father figure, mother figure, friends and a life. uwu xd rawr ;33 >_<< ^_^ TwT ;w;
"what is that smell??!"
"dont worry its just kenz/peakalatus"
by xiaosrealwife December 10, 2022
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Twin Peaks

1. rare slang for breasts
2. a bizarre mystery television series
1. I saw her twin peaks yesterday.
2. I saw twin peaks yesterday.
by Adam December 24, 2003
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Peasantopia

An alliance of peasants forged to dominate any country with a large population of peasants willing to rise up against their government for the sake of inferiority. Their strategy for conquest is assaults on a series of random targets around the globe failing to take advantage of any strategic positions and never conquering any great amount of territory in a single area. Their deity is the butter atop all great mountains and preferred weapon is a plastic butter knife.
When Peasantopia mounts assault on laos the peasants pull together to hurl themselves upon the laotian armies until the massive piles of their decaying bodies cause their enemies to choke to death in a kill ratio of aproximately 1000 peasant lives to a single laotian.
by Sexy Beast002 July 19, 2010
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Peasant of rap

The peasant of rap is someone who doesn’t write or even have a passion for rap. In other words, cardi b.
by Romanspet March 1, 2021
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