Package Peakin Wiener Gazer

One who gets caught gazing at your wiener and instinctively looks away, knowing they have been busted.

"That package peakin wiener gazer was staring at my junk."

by FunnyDoodz September 13, 2009

Twin Peaking

When you speak/write in bizarre/ominous sentences.

Person 1: The owls are not what they seem
Person 2: Hey can you stop Twin Peaking? I'm trying to concentrate

Person 1: Without chemicals, he points
Person 2: -_-

by bin.mint July 26, 2017

peasantry

From French "paysannerie", meaning "place of the country dwellers".

The class consisting of peasants and serfs (country people, mostly farm workers) in an agricultural society, in which peasants are the most common type of people (can be anywhere from fifty to ninety-five percent of the people).

Peasants are usually poor and live in villages and work farmland which practically belongs to them but is owned by lords.

Thanks to the incompetence of Louis XVI and Marie Antoinette, the peasantry were losing their land and suffered from inflated prices for bread.

The peasantry worked hard, but at least they knew their place and their allies. Appearances were minimal for farm workers, their operations were small scale; they had nothing to lose. The nobility had everything to lose.

by Lorelili December 14, 2010

peasant

An especially pathetic, low to moderate income individual that attempts to inflate their perceived social status by acquiring material goods sometimes associated with their wealthier counterparts - but immediately identifiable as peasants by their attempts to do so.

Peasants often attempt to acquire things like Louis Vuitton purses, lower end version BMW or Jaguar automobiles, large but poor quality solitaire diamonds for rings, new version cell phones, trendy sunglasses, and bottle service tables at nightclubs.
Such individuals typically lack the education or worldly exposure to realize that they actually look like low class impostors to anyone wealthy enough to comfortably afford such high end consumer items.

The women waiting in the free guest list line at the nightclub were clearly identifiable as peasants despite their Louis Vuitton purses and imitation Omega watches.

by the_hao_zi October 16, 2008

Mobile Peasant

A rather poor human that games on phone and only buys there £5 games.

Fucking mobile peasant pc is masterrace

by steam sales May 3, 2018

peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.

by imav January 14, 2005

peakalatus

first of all theyre name is literally kenz what kind of name even is that.. imagine your parentd hating you so much that they name you kenz. cant relate you white fucking shit anyways, the worst, backstabbing, crybaby, genshit player, chronically online, nerd, lying, hypocrite, ugliest, whitest, crackerest, dumbest, stinkiest xiao stan to exist. theyre entire living makes me want to rip my hair out. honestly if they didnt exist the world would be in a much better place. they probably smell like piss and deodorant mixed too because they dont take showers since theyre too busy on genshin moaning over xiao. "ngh~ xiao-" "lord.." shut up bro nobody needs to hear that you facially challenged bitch redirect this energy into finding a job.. anyways they probably lack a father figure, mother figure, friends and a life. uwu xd rawr ;33 >_<< ^_^ TwT ;w;

"what is that smell??!"
"dont worry its just kenz/peakalatus"

by xiaosrealwife December 10, 2022