The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.
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Get the PEZ Clank mug.I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!
by Zosmos September 19, 2020
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When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."
by deltahippo95 March 18, 2014
Get the Pez Dispensing mug.To have a layer of gritty fur left on your teeth after gorging on sugary candy (Pez pellets especially).
"Dude. I ate 4 packets of Pez this morning - now I got the Pez teeth real bad. I need a toothbrush pronto."
by RyanJL October 24, 2008
Get the Pez Teeth mug.verb: to pez out - To leave suddenly and unexpectedly without notice, almost always after the consumption of tasty (alcoholic) beverages.
So when we go out tonight you can't pez out! We were all at the bar and then she just pezzed out all of a sudden.
by Bear129 March 25, 2010
Get the Pez Out mug.by Acid-Queen March 26, 2012
Get the Pez That Head mug.similar to taste the rainbow, the man uses his penis in the same manner as the classic candy machine. Not sure why he would want to do this, but it's always great fun at parties, and allows for hands free snack delivery.
Some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when Jim dropped trou and gave em the ol' Pez Dispenser. One of them even had the nerve to yell out "Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!" As Jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. As if he would ever put gumballs into his dick. Who would be crazy enough to do that?
by Pantaloon January 18, 2008
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