That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.
The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.
The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.
Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?
Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!
Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!
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I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.
by Check1 November 29, 2011
Get the Couch Payments mug.Refers to a song by Adele in which she ponders the question: should I give up (this relationship where my BF is cheating on me) or should I just keep chasing pavements? (sidewalks. Staying in the relationship even if it leads nowhere). Adele realized how ridiculous it was that all she was doing was chasing pavements in this crappy relationship and used it as a metaphor.
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When's the last time you were salting the pavement?
Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!
Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!
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