Pavement Testimony

That fine piece of oratory that can be delivered only by one who has had a pint.

The expression of one's drunkenness through the medium of regurgitation.

Luke: So how was Quinn's birthday? Did he get lashed?

Fred: Hell yeah, he REALLY had a pint - he'd given his Pavement Testimony by half ten!

by Lukenestler September 21, 2008

Pavement

Geek rock band. Huge influence.
See also Stephen Malkmus.

Pavement is so wowee zowee!

by julie October 6, 2003

Couch Payments

A "couch payment" is the term for paying off a debt with sex rather than money.

I know Ms. Smith that you'll be short on rent again this month, why don't you pay half cash and then we can settle the debt with 2 or 3 couch payments.

by Check1 November 29, 2011

Chasing Pavements

Refers to a song by Adele in which she ponders the question: should I give up (this relationship where my BF is cheating on me) or should I just keep chasing pavements? (sidewalks. Staying in the relationship even if it leads nowhere). Adele realized how ridiculous it was that all she was doing was chasing pavements in this crappy relationship and used it as a metaphor.

Should I give up, or should I just keep chasing pavements?

by JayMoolah September 2, 2018

Salting the Pavement

Jizzin on a black chick.

When's the last time you were salting the pavement?

Last night, I was rammin this black honey and I pulled out and salted that pavement!

by Duncadunk October 24, 2009

down payment couch

Having sex to come up with money

i dont Have all my bill money. I guess i can get on the down payment couch

by Waynetrain53 May 16, 2018

Box Payment

When one parrt has handy services to provide for someone and the other party pays in sexual favors.

I've finished cutting the grass may I receive my box payment now?

by Daddi B January 11, 2021