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Playoff Nasty

When the home teams of already abusive sports fans make the playoffs and those fans amp it up to a new level of assholic. Particularly common in the New York and Philadelphia markets.
Josh: "Hey, you wanna go to the Rangers game 7 tonight?"
Claire: "Hell no, those Rangers fans are playoff nasty!"
by cdoubleu May 14, 2013
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playoff pussy

A person who bandwagons a team during the playoffs, but can't be found during the regular season, and definitely can't be found once the team loses. This individual will become quite unbearable in the face of victory as they join in the collective camaraderie of real fans and proclaim that they "always knew" or "good things come to those who wait" or any other cliché that their monkey brain can churn out...

In preparation, they will purchase several pieces of clothing to rep (hat, hoodie, retro jersey, etc.) from Fanatics and will get that overnight shipping because they're that desperate.

The worse thing is that they will repeat the same process the next year with a different team, unless they're exposed...so...EXPOSE THEM PLZ!!!
Acquaintance: Did you see Carter rocking that Mutombo jersey?

Me: Yup, he wasn't wearing that a few months ago.

Acquaintance: What a pussy!

Me: A playoff pussy...
by JimmyViral January 5, 2019
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by NBA Playoffs May 31, 2018
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jesus take me to the playoffs

When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
by Long john slider October 17, 2017
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pay off

The spot where you are going to ejaculate during intercourse.
Jamison, when you were having sex with your boyfriend where did you pay off?


I was hunching that girl doggy style and I pulled out and payed off all over her back.
by TOOL_fan May 1, 2005
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I3 playoff II's

The worst pair of shoes ever created. (They fold at the arch of the foot! My friend almost busted his foot in one!)
1. For travel conveniences, I wore my VC III's and folded my I3 Playoff II's into the trunk.

2. That company folded like the I3 Playoff II's...
by Davo March 27, 2004
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pamoff

1 It is a high dose non stick Beatch Repellant.
Guy 1 This bitch will not get off my nut shack.
Guy 2 Damn Bro sounds like you need to cop some of that Pamoff from the store.
by Dre Butters November 6, 2006
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