Unfunny comedian who makes you want to slap him....hard. Every movie he made after "Encino Man" should be taken out of print and burned!
Chrissy Lou: "Did you hear that Pauly Shore died last night?"
Donna K.: "There really is a Goddess and she has answered my prayers!"
Donna K.: "There really is a Goddess and she has answered my prayers!"
by Donna K. April 27, 2003
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Get the pauly wally mug.One of the most sincere Italians that you'll meet. Very witty, outgoing and Corky.
A Pauly is a genuine person that you should most likely always trust. A Pauly tends to hang out with African Americans more because a Pauly is the only White guy that can dance and fit in.
A Pauly is a genuine person that you should most likely always trust. A Pauly tends to hang out with African Americans more because a Pauly is the only White guy that can dance and fit in.
by paulyfr3sh March 1, 2019
Get the Pauly mug.Throwing a fit cause you don't get what you want. After you throw a fit you go in the other room and pout with a pissy attitude.
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by psuedononce August 12, 2021
Get the pauly pisspockets mug.A Pauly Needles is a person who claims to be the know all end, end all of all things. He is a one-upper. If you went to Paris, well, he or she went to Monaco & watched F1 racing from the grandstands, which BTW he or she overpaid for the ticket only to watch his or her's beloved Ferrari lose AGAIN to Mercedes or RedBull.
A Pauly Needles will also spend copious amounts of money on drinking the worlds worst beers such as: Rolling Cock (Rock), Steel City, Lite Beers....if there is a Lite he will dirnk it. However, he or she will also call you a pussy for drinking Craft Beers (Note: only if it's craft beers that he or she didn't discover). While calling you a pussy, he or she is pounding back passionate fruit, lemon lime, cherry Truly's or Bud Lite Seltzers.
A night out on the town with a Pauly Needles will be interesting....maybe. If a Pualy Needles is out with the guys or girls, Pauly Needles will be texting all of his exes to meet up so that they can bump some uglies or he can get a blowie. The night will be dull until a Pauly Needles can somehow convince one of these exes to come out and meetup. Most of the time nothing happens for a Pauly Needles. If a Pauly Needles sees a friend about to hook up with someone the Pauly Needle will do everything in it's power to cockblock you. He or she will proudly yell to everyone at the bar: "If I'm not getting laid, NO ONES GETTING LAID!!" as he proceeds to chug his Lite beverage of choice which would make any normal human being puke.
A Pauly Needles will also spend copious amounts of money on drinking the worlds worst beers such as: Rolling Cock (Rock), Steel City, Lite Beers....if there is a Lite he will dirnk it. However, he or she will also call you a pussy for drinking Craft Beers (Note: only if it's craft beers that he or she didn't discover). While calling you a pussy, he or she is pounding back passionate fruit, lemon lime, cherry Truly's or Bud Lite Seltzers.
A night out on the town with a Pauly Needles will be interesting....maybe. If a Pualy Needles is out with the guys or girls, Pauly Needles will be texting all of his exes to meet up so that they can bump some uglies or he can get a blowie. The night will be dull until a Pauly Needles can somehow convince one of these exes to come out and meetup. Most of the time nothing happens for a Pauly Needles. If a Pauly Needles sees a friend about to hook up with someone the Pauly Needle will do everything in it's power to cockblock you. He or she will proudly yell to everyone at the bar: "If I'm not getting laid, NO ONES GETTING LAID!!" as he proceeds to chug his Lite beverage of choice which would make any normal human being puke.
"God Dammit, look at that Pauly Needles cockblocking Wes again! Last time I heard he went home from the bar and broke into Wes' room with a bent fork to stop him from hooking up with a friend. That Pauly Needle sure is a douche-da-douche da douche douche."
by NaptownFL September 24, 2021
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