by kangah May 14, 2009
Get the patheticalitymug. by *notmyrealname* August 15, 2009
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Get the patheticatedmug. by Umer September 11, 2008
Get the Patheticmug. Horribly unattractive people who submit photographs of themselves for the word "sexy" that make you want to claw your eyes out.
by Liam knows where his towell is January 15, 2009
Get the Patheticmug. Your life. Here's why...
Your mom charges you a monthly rent of a kiss and a hug to live in her basement.
You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.
You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.
Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.
The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.
In high school, you failed study hall.
You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.
You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.
Unicorns give you nightmares.
In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...
Need I say more? PATHETIC!
You were demoted from your previous job because the slurpie machine was too smart for you.
You spent half of last month's salary on seeing the new Star Trek film 18 times.
Your INFLATABLE girlfriend DUMPED YOU.
The best friend you ever had was your mom's mashed potatoes...and they still are.
In high school, you failed study hall.
You had to repeat kindergarten...12 times.
You think the modern MTV is the coolest thing ever.
Unicorns give you nightmares.
In 7th grade, you were last on the list of coolest kids, right behind Dave...and Jenny...and Tim...and your child molesting sweaty ugly gym teacher..and a rock...
Need I say more? PATHETIC!
by ThatAngryGuy9x74 May 25, 2009
Get the Patheticmug. A person that goes from obsessing over you to claiming they hate you and yet tries hard to copy your social media. Who knows maybe they’ll even start growing their hair too to look more like u.
Oh he doesn’t speak a word of english and asks other people to translate for his captions haha cute, and pathetic
Did he just post the same pic and kinda used one of your captions too? Hahahaha pathetic
I think he tried to copy your bio, it Sorta cute i guess... a little pathetic too
Did he just post the same pic and kinda used one of your captions too? Hahahaha pathetic
I think he tried to copy your bio, it Sorta cute i guess... a little pathetic too
by Someonenotaspathetic March 15, 2020
Get the Patheticmug.