Parents

The only thing stopping you from living life and learning from your mistakes. They take away your freedom for no reason and never let you do anything fun. They're nosy too so you have to keep a billion secrets from them.

Joe: Dude, why cant you come to the movies tonight with me, Lauren, and Vicki??

Billy: My parents grounded me for not calling my grandmother on her birthday. Laaame. They also think Im gonna get someone preggers so I cant hang out with girls.

by spazzimagee123 May 29, 2009

Princeton Parents Weekend

A synonym for Halloween made famous on the NBC show 30 Rock by the character Tracy Jordan.

Did you see those two sluts dressed up as a Sexy Nurse and a Sexy Police Officer? I'd like to go to their Princeton Parents Weekend party.

by Grizz and Dot Com November 4, 2009

Parents Television Council

The worst people on the planet. They are comparable to the grease on the floor of gas station bathrooms. They think the Government, TV Networks, and everyone else should take care of their kids, except them. They bitch and file their "FCC Indecency Complaints" every time Saturday Night Live accidentally airs an uncensored "Fuck" after Midnight, because "Their Children Are Watching".

" Getting hate mail from the Parents Television Council is like getting hate mail from Hitler. They're literally horrible people."- Seth MacFarlane

by brappapapskiiiirt October 12, 2009

parents

ageist adult guards who think that adults rule the world and support kids getting thrown into the prison named S.C.H.O.O.L, and enslave the kids.

parents think they rule the world, but they just invaded it.

by Megatron prime March 5, 2019

parents

The people who insist on ruining every happy moment in your life. They try to tell you that they are protecting you but what they really are doing is killing your spirits! They bring you down for something so stupid that it is uncomprehendable!

Parents dont know what its like to be us.

by loathsome child December 28, 2005

Asian Parents

Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.

Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll

Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*

Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*

by lolzernone121 March 12, 2015

Parents Television Council

Nazi organization of soccer momsand conservatives. Hell bent on repealing the 1st amendment and illegalizing(sic)
any form of media that isn't about pink bunnies and ponies.
Hate video games also and try get any anti game legislation passed. Dis any show that mocks Christianity or promotes homosexuality.

Are people actually dumb enough to believe the shit that comes outta the Parents Television Council?

by Disgruntled Gamer January 27, 2008