Definitions by lolzernone121

Murka 

A variant of "Murika" or "Merica," what Murkans kall "America"

I live in Murka! fuck yeah!

Murka by lolzernone121 April 1, 2015

Asian Parents 

Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.

Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll

Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*

Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*

Asian Parents by lolzernone121 March 12, 2015

pr0n 

The geek way of spelling the only thing that will get a nerd close to sex.

1 n33d pr0nz!!!!!!

pr0n by lolzernone121 January 2, 2015

Colorblind

the condition that people think i fake, and yet they give me colors any person who isn't blind will always see.

What color is my shirt?
White.
FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well duh, colorblind people can see black and white, dumbfuck!
Oh, okay. what color is that tree?
I DON'T KNOW! ITS FALL! RED!?!?!?!?!?!?

Colorblind by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

Hypocrite 

People that call out people who do things they do.

Jane: Smoking weed is bad.
Bob and Jens: Says the girl who is smoking a joint.
hypocrite

Hypocrite by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

gaj 

the only way a german will pronounce gay

gay what is y
gaj.
Okay zen

gaj by lolzernone121 January 1, 2015

sociopath 

Someone who can say the following sentence without a problem.

Sociopath:Let's give the world tons and tons of riches and end starvation, and also mass murder sadistically the people who will makes world peace possible!

sociopath by lolzernone121 December 31, 2014