Sarah Parrish

A girl who lights up every second of any room I see her in. A girl who melts my heart with a look. She fills my body and heart with love. She drives like a nascar driver, and is the most beautiful girl on earth.

Damn I love Sarah Parrish

by Nina Riesdorph February 3, 2022

Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!

"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

Pulling a Parrish

When someone panders to a community to gain support or profit, then completely craps on that same community once they’ve gotten what they wanted.

Peyton Parrish: “I love Vikings and Pagans

*a few years later*

Peyton Parrish: “THEY EAT BABIES AND KILL EVERYONE, I ALWAYS HATED THEM!!!”

Everyone: Ah, the classic “Pulling a Parrish”

by Axoltism October 24, 2025

Pulling a Parrish

When someone panders to a community to gain support or profit, then completely craps on that same community once they’ve gotten what they wanted.

Peyton Parrish: “I love Vikings and Pagans

*a few years later*

Peyton Parrish: “THEY EAT BABIES AND KILL EVERYONE, I ALWAYS HATED THEM!!!”

Everyone: Ah, the classic “Pulling a Parrish”

by Axoltism October 24, 2025