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Parted

When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.
I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.
by new2UD December 18, 2011
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couch-parked

When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.
"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
by Laydel12 November 25, 2011
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Parked

1)When a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.

2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
1)Sam-"Your cars gonna get stolen again."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"


2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."
by hoompa October 16, 2005
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Parked

The act of being so tired that you cannot move. Being "parked" in place.
Bro I'm so parked after that chop. I'm too parked to get up. I'm hella parking right now.
by hellaparked April 24, 2014
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Parked in

When family comes over to your house to visit and their car blocks your access to move your vehicle to get away.
Grandpa, can you move your car...you have me parked in!
by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017
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parced

(adverb) Personally Attacked by Relatable Content
1. When a piece of media, most commonly a meme on the internet, hits too close to home, or makes you feel personally attacked.
2. Catching a meme that you relate to deeply, but which makes you sad or uncomfortable to think about.
I got totally PARCed by that Onion article about "shit white people do".
by parhellion June 4, 2019
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fuckin parre

A term used to describe a person or act of a person who responds to a broadcast email by hitting the "reply all" button and sending a gratuitous or extraneous comment.
This morning, accounting sent out an email with a list of billing guidelines and Dave responded to the whole company saying: "Good ideas." Fuckin Parre.
by Dwardisimo September 1, 2008
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