When you fart and poop at the same time; same as sharting, but PG rated and more relevant due to "parting" your cheeks with more than just gas.
I tried to relieve bloating pressure by farting and parted instead, so I ran red-faced and clenching my butt cheeks all the way to the bathroom while my blind date raced for the exit.
by new2UD December 18, 2011
Get the Parted mug.When you have smoked so much marijuana that you are 100% incapacitated and no longer have the ability to get up off your couch. You are couch-parked.
"Yo, can you go get some chips? I've got the munchies"
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
"Sorry bro... I'm way too stoned. Totally couch-parked."
by Laydel12 November 25, 2011
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1)When a vehicle (most commonly a car) is at a complete stop and has been set in the parked setting.
2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
2)When someone gets fondled or molested; usually a male being molested by an older male. This term is most commonly used in schools or churches to describe what a queer acting gym teacher/priest would do to a young boy.
1)Sam-"Your cars gonna get stolen again."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"
2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."
Lacee-"No it wont, I parked out back. You negative Bitch!"
2)Zain-"Mr.Yunohu has been hugging Bob a lil too tizight
after gym class."
Fred-"Yeah. He's totally gonna get parked someday."
by hoompa October 16, 2005
Get the Parked mug.by hellaparked April 24, 2014
Get the Parked mug.When family comes over to your house to visit and their car blocks your access to move your vehicle to get away.
by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017
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1. When a piece of media, most commonly a meme on the internet, hits too close to home, or makes you feel personally attacked.
2. Catching a meme that you relate to deeply, but which makes you sad or uncomfortable to think about.
1. When a piece of media, most commonly a meme on the internet, hits too close to home, or makes you feel personally attacked.
2. Catching a meme that you relate to deeply, but which makes you sad or uncomfortable to think about.
by parhellion June 4, 2019
Get the parced mug.A term used to describe a person or act of a person who responds to a broadcast email by hitting the "reply all" button and sending a gratuitous or extraneous comment.
This morning, accounting sent out an email with a list of billing guidelines and Dave responded to the whole company saying: "Good ideas." Fuckin Parre.
by Dwardisimo September 1, 2008
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