parental naivety

The state of mind that most parents are in, even after discovering that, no their child is not a golden child.

It is a denial and ignorance of disgusting or dangerous acts committed by their, usually teen, children.

Friend one: OMG, so my boyfriend and I were hooking up in the kitchen, when we thought no one was home, and my mother walked in right as he picked me up and put me on the counter! She didn't even notice!
Friend two: Gotta love parental naivety!!

by chicachicayeauh March 2, 2009

parental controls

A CENSORING MOTHER FUCKER THAT MY EX GIRLFRIEND CANT GO TO A GMAIL ACCOUNT CAUSE THEY DONT WANT LIL KIDS TO LEARN HOW TO USE THE REAL INTENRNET. IMPLENTEND BY DICKS. I AINT GOT ANY. BUT IM SURE I CAN HACK THEM BY DOING THE GOOGLE CACHE VIEW!!! GOOGLE WILL PWN J00!!!!! IT IS CENSORWARE THAT CAN GO SUCK A DICK. heres some lowercase...

fuck aol

by lolwut484793ue3j June 28, 2004

Perennial Boner Logistics

A complex schematic outline or diagram teaching a man how to get and keep a solid hard on for an extensive period of time.

No dude I can't hang out tonight, I have to watch a DVD on PERENNIAL BONER LOGISTICS. Im having a hard time getting it up and keeping it there too.

by psylence July 11, 2015

PARENTAL CONTROL

A form of abuse since it shields your child from reality and prevents them from having a social life
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Can ez be bypassed with a vpn

"mAyBe wE wIlL tAkE offF uR pArEnTaL CoNtROl iF yOu tOuCh gRAss" - Abusive parent.

by gotouchgrass_8163 September 25, 2022

parentals

Parents; short plural form of legalese "parental unit".

Can't make it to the party on Sunday, my parentals grounded me.
"I like to whine and hit my parentals, I must be Emo" -- Hollywood Undead, "I Must Be Emo"

by Zwentibold February 28, 2008

PC (Parentally Compatible)

Used to describe a person who gets along favorably with peoples' parents.

"Why not take me home to meet your parents, Ryan? I'm highly PC."

"My friend always tries to suck up to my parents when she comes over...I mean, they get along really well, but if you ask me.....she's a little TOO PC."

by Lauren Myers March 12, 2004

perennial loser

Perennial losers are people who suck basically all the time. They don't realize they suck because they often delude themselves by clinging to some distant past event to justify their existence.

Dodger fan: "I'm cool because we won all these world series way back in the day." Reality: You're payroll equals the rest of your division combined and you can't even win that consitently. You are a perennial loser.

by makwu April 21, 2010