yankee pankee dildo-dong

Northern hankey pankee with the usage of a dildo-dong. (anal/vaginal etc..) use.

Stidam gave his girl friend a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong for her birthday.
Price doesn't need to use a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong.
Steve loves Dildo-Dongs.
Craig is black.

by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010

hanky panky

Discreet or surreptitious romantic or sexual activity. See hankey pankey for origins.

There was hanky panky going on under the table during our meeting.

by Downstrike June 8, 2004

Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

Pinkeye

The result of having a male ejaculate in one's eye. Also known as the 'hot monocle'

Steve has pinkeye, he got a hot monocle last nigt.

by Baulchy666 August 17, 2009

Thanky Panky

The act of having sex with someone out of gratitude

He was as ugly as he was stupid. There was no way she'd be seen dead in public with him, let alone agree to the invitation she could see gradually forming in the gulf between his ears...

... but he had driven all the way from Barstow - so a little Thanky Panky wasn't entirely out of the question.

by glubdammit January 26, 2009

Pinkeye

During the act of eating out a pussy from behind, your eye accidently brushes up against her asshole resulting in this terrible affliction. Usually occurs when bedding unclean whores you picked up of the street.

I ate out this random at the club last night and know I've got a bad case of the pinkeye.

by Sinodax November 14, 2014

janky panky

there's just one word: sex.

katie and matt were definately NOT doing the janky panky in my room!

by dizzy miss fizzy April 25, 2008