pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"

ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.

by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018

Do you fuck with Pangea

Know or understand what the first landmass ever was Pangea

Do you fuck with Pangea?

No

This bisch don’t know about Pangea

by !Ifoundyou! August 27, 2021

child pageant

A disgusting exploitative event which involves children going on a catwalk wearing skimpy clothes and the contestants (usually girls) are dressed to look like scantily clad sluts by their parents. They're pretty much forced to dress up in slutty clothes, high heels, and an obscene amount of make-up and mascara applied.

These girls' parents actually back this kind of thing up and spend thousands of notes (even SELLING their own house) to buy the make up, get the clothes and take a flight to a 5 star penthouse suite for their childs' so-called "career".

Child Pageants are also a wide target for pedophiles and sexual offenders. The parents often say that they are no different than other children, even verbally battling the contradictions, sometimes abusively. The French government have gone as far as banning it from France. It's an immoral event which should be banned in every country.

Bill: Have you seen any photos of those child pageants?

Will: Yes, they're obscene!

by TehLulzTrain February 12, 2014

Pageant Fever

Pageant Fever is the feeling one gets when she has an extreme desire to compete in a pageant. She is most likely a former title holder (winner) and has been out of the game for awhile. Watch out for women with pageant fever, they will most likely at least place in their next pageant.

Mary has pageant fever, you might not want to waste your time competing against her.

by Gazelle40 July 3, 2011

pageant

An elaborate public dramatic presentation that usually depicts a historical or traditional event.

Peter: "For Xerxes, every meal is a pageant."

by Andresthejeff February 6, 2014

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

pangender

A person who does not conform to binary gender standards. Someone who identifies as neither male or female, but instead a third gender.

Courtney dresses masculine or feminine depending on her mood, and doesn't consider herself Male or Female, she instead considers herself pangendered.

by Fushichou September 1, 2008