paisley briefcase

A carrier bag used by residents of Paisley to hold their belongings.

Shuggie: Aww no man, its pishin' doon! My giro is gonna get soaked.
Senga: Here, fire it in this paisley briefcase to keep it dry.

by haileys May 7, 2007

PAINUS

PAINUS: When a male penis is inserted into the female's anus.

Penis + Anus = Painus.

It's a noun and a verb.

ex.1
Guy # 1: I had Painus with my girlfriend yesterday, it hurt like a bitch.

Guy # 2: Sounds like a pain in the ass.

ex.2
Man: My wife and I were PAINUS-ing last night, all was going well till a gave her a hernia.

Friend: Ouch...

by The-Mountain November 11, 2011

paisa fever

when a person is attracted to mexicans, mexican-american, or the likeness of mexicans both physically and sexually

Oh my god, i think that mexicano is like so totally hot!
you have Paisa Fever

by Bonito October 29, 2007

brad paisley

HOT HOT HOT! Amazing on guitar! Romantic songs! Amazing voice that makes you swoon! HOT! Wonderful artist! HOT! Seems to be a great guy all-around! HOT! Wonderful musician! ...and did we mention HOT?

I love Brad Paisley! Nothing can compare to his amazing hotness and talent!

by Zum Zum Fanny August 1, 2006

Dr. Ian Paisley

Somebody not capable of holding out the hand of brotherhood and friendship. Not interested in peace, just self-righteousness.

We could use less Dr. Ian Paisley's in the world, no matter who's side they're on.

by Dope Slanger April 19, 2006

PacSun

A store that sells designer items like Hurley, Roxy, Billabong, etc. Most of the items focus around skater and surf stuff. It's great but way too many posers come, resulting in unhappy shopping.

Let's go to PacSun, it's one of the best stores ever.

by Spasticpancreas May 11, 2008

Paisley

The most beautiful girl in the world! Smart sexy with the most amazing eyes and personality. The complete package. Absolutly the perfect girl.
Can have a great time even when there's nothing to do.

Can also make you laugh like you never have before. Under estimates how beautiful and sexy she actually is.

Also has a big booty! Not big in a gross way though ;)

I saw a girl at the beach the other day. she was a total paisley!

by ManiacMcgee July 20, 2009