PAF 

PAF= "Punk Ass Freak"
An immature person (almost always a guy)who does just about anything to piss someone (almost always a girl)off. This could include but is not limited to: ingnoring someone, stringing someone along in a relationship, or just saying something stupid.

What? I can't believe he did that to you, what a PAF!

PAF by E September 12, 2004

paf 

When a young male masturbates, the sound they make is fap... But when an elderly gentlemen masturbates this is the sound they make. (See fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old pepep paffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old grandmother slaffing -.-

paf by T-7 April 7, 2009

PAF 

Post Anal-sex Fart

Male version of a queef.

Dude, last night he PAF'd all over me. It was gross!

My PAFing was out of control after he drove my ass last night.

PAF by The Cum Queen February 9, 2010

Paf 

'Pissed as fuck'

I can't wait to get paf tonight

Paf by nicepear December 3, 2011

PAF 

Pain in the Ass Fee

I added a 10% PAF to that customer's invoice as a charge for their annoying behavior.

PAF by Pangaea360 September 2, 2016

PAF 

Presidential As Fuck.

Trump's desire to bring back the automotive industry by relaxing EPA regulations is #PAF

PAF by Onarga January 24, 2017

PAF 

Abbreviation, "Poor As Fuck." Generally reflects a temporary (or more drastic) lack of funds.

Hey buddy, do you want to go out for lunch today?

No, man, I'm PAF. Ask me again on payday.

PAF by colts2009 February 14, 2017