Plan the parade

An expression used in sports when a team makes positive trades or acquires players which make the team a championship contender. The parade in reference refers to the Stanley Cup parade through Toronto that was planned after the Toronto Maple Leafs of the NHL acquired star forward Phil Kessel.

The phrase is often used sarcastically.

"Leafs have clinched a playoff spot!"
"Don't plan the parade yet"

by Fixing May 5, 2017

Plan B

When' Plan A' did not work, you gotta go for 'plan B'. So basically it means the next plan after plan a is successful or a failure.

Boi 1: Dude our plan did not work
Boi 2: think it's time for plan B.

by Goldey the brilliant November 30, 2021

Plan B

An emergency contraceptive pill (levonorgestrel). When taken within 72 hrs. of sexual intercourse where no other contraceptive was used, or what was used didn't work, Plan B decreases the risk for pregnancy by almost 90%. It's available by prescription, except in California and New Mexico, where it's available OTC. It's different from the abortion pill, which actually causes an early rejection of the embryo, AFTER the woman is already pregnant. Plan B INTERFERES with the process of fertilization, BEFORE it happens. It doesn't protect against STD's though.

Ken: "Oops, babe, I just noticed that the rubber broke..."
Barbie: "Don't worry... I got a supply of Plan B."

by drfvidal June 1, 2006

Plan Changer

Some who always feels the need to change the plans that everyone else has agreed on.

Matt: Is everyone ready to go to the speakeasy?
Lisa Ann: Why doesn't everyone come to my house instead? I'll make lasagna.
Matt: Stop it. You're a plan changer!

by Don Pedro S. August 30, 2013

Plan B Toilet Paper

A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.

Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!

by RootsofWar November 18, 2011

plan 9

1. Shorthand for the Bela Lugosi/Ed Wood movie that held the title "Worst of all Time", even though "Manos" was worse and "Battlefield Earth" eclipsed it.
2. The sequel to Unix. Nobody's ever heard of it, but apparently it's pretty cool.

by Brian X May 3, 2003

Plan Q

Plan Q

The French version of a friends with benefits arrangement.
Can also be referred to as:
Plan Baise
Plan Cul

A: I heard you and Sara were a couple?
B: Nah she's just my Plan Q
A: Oh... My Plan Q is your ma
B: ....

by rzhhhh May 9, 2011