David Ortiz

an overated overweight piece of flaming shit everyone thiks he's god cuz he can hit home runs, but he cannot get to first without getting ass cramps and can't field for a dead moose's last shit

david ortiz hits along drive, off the wall the outfielder relays it to the cutoff man heres the thor to first and o shit hes out cuz he cant run unless twice his body weight in mexican food in front of him

by h8crewdeathr0ll May 12, 2007

David Ortiz

A Designated Hitter for the Boston Redsox, widely believed to be a big proponent and user of Human Growth Hormones and Steroids.

Now Batting, David Ortiz. Woah, look at that back acne!

by Sah Zen July 13, 2006

Ortiz

A. The act of taking your eyes off an opponent and getting twp-pieced.

Man, did you see that? They Ortiz that nigga, Johnny.

by Raizen82 September 24, 2011

raphael ortiz

1. artist who is said to have been a key player in the "destructivism" movement, smashing pianos and killing chickens in protest to the Vietnam War (yes, it's ridiculously stupid, but he didn't think so). after his lame career fizzled out and he helped found some stupid museum no one goes to, he became a professor at Mason Gross (Rutgers University), where the 74 year old pervert still teaches to this day. now, he has a much more important role smashing college students' dreams, telling them everything they do is wrong, and pretending he knows everything when in reality he knows little about anything at all.

2. term used to describe an arrogant prick; references artist from 1960s.

"Who cares what he thinks, he's just another Raphael Ortiz."

by running duck December 11, 2008

jamielantz ortiz

A Jamielantz Ortiz is a name for girls. There are a lot of Jamielantz' on earth but only one is the most ideal and perfect girl. Jamies’ are very fun to be friends with, and they are actual goddesses. Beauty and brains, nothing less, nothing more. It's rare to encounter a Jamielantz in your life so if you cross-paths with a Jamielantz, never let her go and value her like a diamond.

Person: “Woah is she an angel?”
Me: “No she’s just a Jamielantz Ortiz.”

by taekook's wife September 28, 2018

Anthony Ortiz

A very talented singer
He drinks with his straw upside down
He makes amazing music

Hey, have you heard of Anthony Ortiz?
Yeah, his music is awesome!

by wdw.ortiz November 13, 2020

Derek Ortiz-Mondragon

Words can't describe the size of this boy's heart. He loves and cares with all he's got and it makes you adore him in every way possible. He's comforting to be around and he's the kind of person you forever want to be friends with. He has so much potential, kindess, creativity, smarts, and is overall an amazing guy.

Thank you for being in my life, Derek Ortiz-Mondragon

by Kiri♡ January 18, 2022