War Oracle

The name of the pacifist wise man (or woman) that can be found in every city.

"Did you see that creepy old lady?" "Ya man, she was totally the LA War Oracle!"

by War Oracle March 3, 2009

Oracles

Prestige mounds found on a woman's chest, usually a woman from a higher class at least in appearance. They usually come in pairs, in very admirable sizes. Subjects of the opposite sex usually come to them in search for pearls of wisdom, seeing these protrusions as something of a Holy symbol. If one were to encounter these Oracles, you can rest assured that it won't be the last time they visit these blessings for guidance and/or comfort.

First discovered by a woman in search for a legendary dark horse, she encountered these Oracles resting upon a musician inside of an inn. They aided her in taking the next step into claiming this horse, and she eventually achieved this quest after multiple revisits.

"Look at the Oracles on that lady, they must contain great wisdom that is worth sharing."

by EggsnBacon December 6, 2012

Oracle

One of the most interesting men in the world. a great drinking buddy at best. He will try to what he can if you're in need of help even though what ever he does/did isn't perfect you can know full well he meant the best for you.

"I'm to drunk to drive where is Oracle?"

by Cretzilla July 8, 2012

oracle, the

Def 1: "Tim" a.k.a. all knowing
Def 2: one who can say "I knew that" or begin sentences with "actually..."
Def 3: One who knows about everything, but can't recall how the know it to be the truth.

person: "hey Tim, can you"
(abrupt interruption)
Tim: "yeah person, if you're using version 8.6 and install the SDK enhancement tools"

by CBT Guy October 22, 2003

Oraclesystems

Oracle is the world's most complete, open and integrated business software and hardware systems company;
Oracle Configuration Management Pack for Non-Oracle Systems provides comprehensive functionality to manage configurations and automate IT processes;
in 1982, RSI renamed itself as Oracle Systems to align itself more closely with its flagship product Oracle Database

Readnow Pageinfo Meterparameter of Oraclesystems.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

oracle

A charactor in the Halo games.

That was one fuxed up fight with the oracle...who is usualy invincible.

by Linae November 24, 2007

Oracle

If you spell it fast enough it sounds like "oralkill", which is an expression for a cumshot with high pressure right into somebody' s mouth, which goes through the head like a bullet.

Yesterday I gave that girl an oracle and she passed out.

by Crispy Lean September 23, 2018