orgasm donation program

When someone is willing to provide another person sexual pleasure with absolutely zero expectation of receiving anything what-so-ever in return.

Her: "I owe you one, anything, you name it"

Him: "How about a no strings attached blowjob?"

Her: "Sorry I don't support the orgasm donation program, I only give as well as I receive."

by Mama fucker August 13, 2012

Gastronomic orgasm

A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.

OMG!! this pizza is so good I just had a gastronomic orgasm!

by jast86 October 3, 2010

orgasm

Something that I have never had

Him: Oh baby did you have an orgasm?
Me: Never in my whole damn life

by Lazy Kinky Momma January 2, 2021

orgasm denial

The act of not letting your partner release their orgasm; a sexual kink

person 1: Man, I tried orgasm denial for the first time last night.
person 2: You're a freak... how'd it go?
person 1: It hurt like hell, but when I finally did come, it felt SO much better than normal.

by Mrs.QueenJeon July 24, 2017

peyote orgasm

when an orgasm is so good you immediately fall into a state of semi-conscious hallucinogenic bliss.

"allison's peyote orgasm was so good she started muttering something about lizards and numb feet."

or,

"hey, what happened... did i black out?"

"no sweetie, i just gave you a peyote orgasm. and now i know how you feel about dancing grapes."

by polarpig October 7, 2009

orgasm

What you write by mistake when you actually meant to write the word "organism".

Person 1: Dude guess what? Today in bio, I was writing a test and I accidentally wrote "orgasm" instead of "organism", right when the teacher was about collect the tests.

Person 2: Wow, you have such a dirty mind!!

by Catlover2312 July 28, 2014

Orgasnom

That orgasmic feeling you get when you eat something very delicious.

Example 1: I had an orgasnom when I ate that triple steak stack.

Example 2: That birthday cake was so orgasnomic.

by SaiyanRocker December 18, 2011